They say men age like fine wine. Cute. Except I’ve never seen a bottle of Merlot wake up with lower back pain and an existential crisis about its hairline. Aging, as it turns out, is less “fine wine” and more “spilled sangria on a white…
Here’s the thing about skincare. It’s equal parts self-care and self-harm, depending on how generous you’re feeling. Some people run marathons. I just put acid on my face and hope for emotional growth. The Ordinary Even Skin Tone serum is one of those products that…
I never thought I’d write about toothpaste like it’s skincare for your mouth, but here we are. Maybe it’s adulthood. Maybe it’s capitalism. Maybe it’s me convincing myself that minty foam equals emotional stability. One night, somewhere between adding random things to cart and deep…
Like every delusional gay man who thinks his relationship is untouchable because the throw pillows match and the joint Netflix account hasn’t caused a fight yet, I thought getting a puppy was a great idea. A small test. Something easy. A living creature that screams…