The gay community is basically a safari park with better lighting and stronger opinions about skincare. We’ve managed to turn ourselves into a full-blown animal kingdom, complete with categories that sound like they were made up during a bottomless brunch. Bears, Otters, Wolves, Pigs, Silver Foxes. It’s chaotic. It’s funny. And it’s also kind of genius. So grab your binoculars, hydrate, and let’s meet the creatures of this fabulous jungle.…
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Gay Lovemaking: The (Not-So) Spontaneous Art of Passion
Let’s have a little chat about one of the biggest lies ever told to gay men. No, not “your hair looks fine” or “I’m five minutes away.” I’m talking about the cinematic fever dream that is spontaneous gay sex. You know the scene. Two men…
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Going Doggy Style: How Our Puppy Killed the Bone(r)
Like every delusional gay man who thinks his relationship is untouchable because the throw pillows match and the joint Netflix account hasn’t caused a fight yet, I thought getting a puppy was a great idea. A small test. Something easy. A living creature that screams…