Grooming

There’s a very specific kind of confidence that comes with looking in the mirror and thinking, “You know what this face needs? Acid”. Not metaphorical acid. Actual, chemical, burn-your-sins-off acid. The Ordinary AHA 30% + BHA 2% Peeling Solution a.k.a. the blood-red facial that looks…

I never thought I’d write about toothpaste like it’s skincare for your mouth, but here we are. Maybe it’s adulthood. Maybe it’s capitalism. Maybe it’s me convincing myself that minty foam equals emotional stability. One night, somewhere between adding random things to cart and deep…