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Got something to say? Want to pitch an idea, send hate mail, confess your love for Spencer, or ask what moisturiser I actually use? Cool. You’ve made it to the right place.

For Readers

Whether you’re a proud Shitizen, a curious lurker, or just emotionally unstable with excellent taste, feel free to say hi. Got a story idea, a topic you want covered, or a burning question no one else will answer honestly? Slide into my inbox.

I actually reply to messages. Maybe not instantly (Spencer has separation issues and my boyfriend can’t be trusted with a razor), but you’ll hear back from me. Especially if your message is a little weird. Those are my favourite kind!

For (PR-)Brands

If your brand speaks fluent sarcasm and doesn’t take itself too seriously…we’ll get along fine! I love working with companies that get the tone here: bold, honest, inclusive, and slightly inappropriate in the best way.

If you’ve got something that fits that energy, let’s talk. Just maybe skip the “Hey influencer” greeting. It’s the digital equivalent of calling someone “buddy” at a bar.

Collabs | Reviews | Guest Features | Rants | Questions | Offers | Chaos?
Email me directly: [email protected]

Socials?
I’m moderately active on Instagram and Facebook, less so on TikTok, and allergic to LinkedIn. Pick your poison.

Spencer Clause

If you’re reaching out to pitch a dog brand, it better come with snacks. Spencer has standards. And he’s not afraid to bark about them.

So go ahead. Say the thing.
Just know that if your email starts with “Dear Sir/Madam,” it’ll meet its tragic end in the spam folder before you can finish typing “kind regards.”

Yours in spam-filtered solidarity,

Head Turd in Charge