About

Back in 2011, I launched a Dutch blog called A Guy’s Guide. It was my place to write about grooming, style, and whatever life lesson I could disguise as sarcasm. It felt personal. Fun. Borderline therapeutic. But somewhere between skincare sponsorships and SEO checklists, I lost the plot and the point.

By 2015, I pulled the plug. No dramatic goodbye. No teary newsletter. No “pivot to video.” Just quiet. I needed a break from pretending my thoughts were clickable assets.

Now, I’m back. Older. Bolder. Still sarcastic. And done pretending my opinions need to be PR-approved.

Welcome to Shit He Says

This is a blog for people who are tired of polished, perfect, pre-approved content. It’s a home for unfiltered opinions, brutally honest product reviews, life advice that no one asked for, and columns that flirt with chaos. Think grooming tips without the influencer tax, lifestyle without the lifestyle branding, and thoughts that ride the line between “same” and “should we be concerned?”

Expect columns that toe the line between “he needs help” and “he gets me.” Stories about me, my boyfriend (the patient one), and Spencer, our opinionated French Bulldog, who thinks he runs the show. Spoiler: he might.

Shit He Says isn’t curated, edited for mass appeal, or sponsored by a protein powder brand I don’t even use. It’s raw, real, and ridiculously honest. You’ll get skincare routines that work, lifestyle posts that hit, queer commentary that doesn’t feel like a rainbow-hued intern wrote it, and the kind of oversharing you can’t unsee

You’re not just a reader here. You’re a Shitizen. And I’m your Head Turd in Charge.

This blog isn’t built for brands. It’s built for anyone craving something real. So scroll. Read. Cringe. Laugh. Send it to your group chat. Turn that period into a comma. And let’s see where the chaos takes us.

Yours in full mess,

Head Turd in Charge