Last Updated: 04-07-2025
This Cookie Policy explains how shithesays.com (“we,” “us,” or “the glitter in your Google search”) uses cookies and similar tracking technologies on our website.
1. What are cookies?
Cookies are small text files that get stored on your device when you visit our site – they help us remember stuff, like your preferences, and make things run smoother than your ex’s excuses.
Some cookies are essential (the dependable kind), and others are for analytics, marketing, and improving your experience (the fun kind).
2. What types of cookies we use
| Type | What it does | Can you opt out? |
|---|---|---|
| Essential | These cookies make the site work properly (like loading pages & saving your settings) | No |
| Analytics | Helps us understand what content you love, and what you ignore (rude) | Yes |
| Marketing | Used to serve you relevant ads or content (like embedded YouTube, Insta, etc.) | Yes |
| Preference | Remembers choices like language or cookie settings | Yes |
We may use tools like:
- Google Analytics – for counting clicks, not calories.
- YouTube / Vimeo – when we embed videos.
- Meta Pixel – if we run Insta or FB ads.
3. Third-party cookies
When you sip the tea via embedded content (like Insta posts, YouTube vids, etc.), those platforms may drop their own cookies on your device. We don’t control them, so check their privacy policies if you’re nosy or concerned.
4. How you can control cookies
Your choices = your power.
On your first visit, you’ll see our cookie banner giving you the options to:
- Accept all cookiesReject non-essential cookies
- Customize your cookie preferences
You can also:
- Change your settings anytime via the “Cookie Settings” link in the footer
- Delete or block cookies via your browser settings
- Visit www.youronlinechoices.eu for ad preferences
5. How long cookies last
Some cookies go away after you close your browser (session cookies), while others stick around (persistent cookies) until they expire or you clear them.
6. Updates
We might update this policy once in a while when we add new tools or realize we’ve been saying “cookies” way too much. You’ll always find the latest version right here.
7. Contact us
Have questions? Need help managing your digital crumbs?